Dm G Dm Am G Dm Dm Well I met this woman, she was hard as nails Dm I think she'd just come out of the county jail G Dm But I loaned her some money, just to pay her rent Am G Dm If I would she would put me in her last will and testament Dm Well I got lots of children, an ex-wife or two Dm I never hear from them, 'till the bills are due G Dm The money I gave 'em, they already spent Am G Dm If I could just slip'em out, you've put me in that last will and testament Dm You know I'm going over sixty, I'm older than most Dm It won't be long now, I'll be nothing but a ghost G Dm My intentions, it's my intent Am G Dm To leave all of them people out of my last will and testament Dm G Dm Am G Dm Dm G Dm Am G Dm Dm And when it's all over, they put you in the ground Dm Send my belongings to the lost and found G Dm My intention, it's my intent Am G Dm To leave all of them people out of my last will and testament Dm G Dm Am G Dm Hey hey hey, hey